I Swear A Lot Preorder with Stitching Mama

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Are you fucking classy like me? Cool. This set is for you.

Be sure to use the "add on" listing if you want to add additional candles or other scented products to your preorder.  Because supplies are limited, some items have limited quantities.

This is a preorder event and does not follow our standard processing times. Orders are expected to ship between 7/10-7/17.  When orders close on 6/10, product creation begins. Once all items are created, we will ship them via priority mail. If you order other items with this listing, all items will ship together in July.

Your set candle include:

  • A hand stitched towel by Stitching Mama
  • A 5.5 oz coconut soy wax candle (choice of four scents)
  • To add on more artist items or candles, please visit our add on listing.

Here's the details:

    Candles: Coconut soy candles will be made in 5.5oz jars centered with a wood wick. 30+ hour burn time. Choose from one of four scents. 

    • Zero Fucks Left - bourbon
    • Fuck Yeah! - banana daiquiri
    • Kindly Fuck Off - peach bellini
    • Fancy As Fuck - magnolia peach

    Tea Towel by Stitching Mama

    This 28x28 cotton tea towel is artfully embroidered!
    These are 100% handmade & made to order which means that each will vary slightly from one another.

    Due to the nature of this event, no discounts can be used on this item.