Hmm. Fuck. Candle, Honey Clove Bonfire Metal

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Hmmm. Did you notice we have a thing for Witchers around here? We wanted to create the feeling of warm, rich mead and the clash of battle.

Blend: honey, clove, metal, bonfire, peppercorn... with a hint of destiny
Scent Notes: rich, warm
‣Shop Note: This is a regularly stocked candle. It will restock every 2-3 months based on demand.

Ready-to-ship item. Shop announcement has expected processing time.

‣Hand poured, paraffin-soy wax with paraben and phthalate free fragrances.
‣Wood wicked candle for a clean burn and soothing crackle.
‣Small batch made.  You may have slight variances in scent.  Dye and glitter patterns will be unique in each jar. 
‣Average Burn time: 6.5oz (40+ hours), 13oz (70+)
‣Sample wax melt cups come in a mini sample cup with approximately .07-.09oz of wax. To keep their cost low, they do not have decorative packaging and labeling.
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Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
Carrie H
I would love to mead Geralt

I don't know why I waited to order this. What I get from this is honey- rich, deep, honey. Which is what I think of Henry Cavill as Geralt. *ahem*
Love the crackle of the wicks!

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Spike Skittles

Perfect for any Witcher fan out there. Not too strong of a scent like you might imagine when seeing the scent notes but it's oh so good.

It's all in the name

Perfect Candle to burn after a long day with a bourbon in hand

Lila Jones
Hmmm delicious

I love this scent just as much as I love Henry Cavill as Geralt. I particularly enjoy the clove. It makes the house feel warm while I relax as much as I can during a Pandemic going “hmmm.... f*ck” at the state of the world.

I definitely would like to get this scent in a soap bar too.

Perfect for a rainy day

I have all the candles in the Witcher line and I burn this one the most. It's perfect for rainy days, it transports you to sitting at the camp with the Witcher crew!