Hmm. Fuck. (Made to Order)

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Hmmm. Did you notice we have a thing for Witchers around here? We wanted to create the feeling of warm, rich mead and the clash of battle.

Blend: honey, clove, metal, bonfire, peppercorn... with a hint of destiny
Scent Notes: rich, warm

Made-to-Order items process in up to 6-8 weeks. We try to create MTO items faster than this; however, wait time varies based on season and order load. We pour MTO items in batches by item type so your order will go into queue for our next pour. Please see banner at the top of our website for our current processing times.

Candle Information
‣Hand poured, paraffin-soy wax with paraben and phthalate free fragrances.
‣Wood wicked candle for a clean burn and soothing crackle.
‣Small batch made.  You may have slight variances in scent.  Dye and glitter patterns will be unique in each jar. 
‣Average Burn time: 6.5oz (40+ hours), 13oz (70+)
‣Sample wax melt cups come in a mini sample cup with approximately .07-.09oz of wax. To keep their cost low, they do not have decorative packaging and labeling.
Learn more about candle care and safety

Room & Body Spray Information
Our sprays have multipurpose use. They can be used as a body, room or linen spray. Made with a witch hazel, distilled water, and fragrance oil. Learn More >>

Diffuser Oil Information
‣ You will receive .5oz oil in a glass dropper bottle.
‣ To purchase other diffuser and aroma accessories, please visit our Aroma & Diffuser collection.
‣The oil in the set is highly concentrated.  It is not intended for use on your body.  Use our sprays or solid perfume for use on skin.

Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
Carrie H
I would love to mead Geralt

I don't know why I waited to order this. What I get from this is honey- rich, deep, honey. Which is what I think of Henry Cavill as Geralt. *ahem*
Love the crackle of the wicks!

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Spike Skittles

Perfect for any Witcher fan out there. Not too strong of a scent like you might imagine when seeing the scent notes but it's oh so good.

It's all in the name

Perfect Candle to burn after a long day with a bourbon in hand

Lila Jones
Hmmm delicious

I love this scent just as much as I love Henry Cavill as Geralt. I particularly enjoy the clove. It makes the house feel warm while I relax as much as I can during a Pandemic going “hmmm.... f*ck” at the state of the world.

I definitely would like to get this scent in a soap bar too.

Perfect for a rainy day

I have all the candles in the Witcher line and I burn this one the most. It's perfect for rainy days, it transports you to sitting at the camp with the Witcher crew!